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I'm a nerdy cupcake maker that lives in the suburbs of Atlanta, Georgia. Sometimes I dress up and take pictures of myself.

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shitloadofsquirrels:

jesus-o-tier:

hungarysovaries:

John and Dave play SBURB

omg

I love it when this pops up on my dashboard

This still makes me die laughing.

Let’s be clear: this isn’t another name for AnthroCon.

No, this is not AnthroCon. This is an anime con in Dallas, TX :3

misslockette:

coffeependulum:

Tenzin’s ballin’ 

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

Dayum Tenzin. You fly.

(via boku-no-homestuck-over-june)

Annnnd here are the others. I like the LE ones because each of the tongues is a different color :3

So I got bored and decided to make some custom Converse.

And then I made some for the kids. I also made some for Doc Scratch.

princesscrowhoe:

So a cool bro of mine hian-photos managed to get this super swagin pic of my brief Dollarosa shenanigans and I just wanted to show if off.

DOBBS, LOOK!

animetriplicate:

I have a collective service announcement for anyone who’s cosplaying something that involes BODY PAINT at A-kon.

PLEASE SEAL YOUR PAINT. The hotel is going to be cracking down on people shedding paint on things this year and you could be fined and/or forced to clean it up…

GET INSURANCE FOR YOUR PHONE.

If I had wanted to shell out the extra cash, none of this would have had to happen but because I am poor and thought I was responsible, all sorts of issues came up.

We went to the phone store and learned that because I didn’t have the insurance, the only thing they could do for me (someone who has been with them since 2005 and has never had their phone shut off for not paying on time) was have me pay money to cancel my current contract and then open a new one and then pay for a new phone. That would have added up to about… $200.

Fuck that noise. With no lube. In the ass.

With tears in my eye and no money to speak of, I knew I didn’t want to do that. So Jodi (being the angel that she is) told the sales girl that we would think about it. Then we went to AT&T because Jodi has an account there and we were going to check on if I could be added to her existing plan or start my own for less money.

Let me just say that our sales guy was awesome. Like, he’s gonna get cookies one day awesome. I’m pretty sure he was actually a genie (being named Ali and all) and I gave him my soul in payment, but whatever. Working with what we had to go with (me being poor, mostly) we set up my new phone under Jodi’s account. In addition to my new phone, Jodi’s bill went down and we went ahead and switched from Comcast to Uverse for our TV and internet. Hello Hub, I missed you so much!

Not only is my bill about the same, but my new phone is pretty sweet. It’s larger and better than the old one. The only downgrade is that I won’t have UNLIMITED DATA (I stress that because that’s how it is in my head) anymore and will have to moderate my usage.

The phone didn’t cost a dime out the door, which is way awesome because I could not afford to buy a phone right now. The only thing I have to worry about now is paying off my contract termination fee ($90ish) and my new phone bill ($85ish) next month. Goodbye paycheck, I hardly knew ye.

Now that that’s taken care of, I can mess around with customizing things and putting the apps I used on this one.

…And then I have to pack for the trip to A-kon.

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abhorrentconfectioner abhorrentconfectioner Said:

Joy, if your life had a face, I’d punch it.

Right in the butt.